The devil invented low-fat ice cream – part IV – is a conversation I’m much too familiar with. Listen in with me, won’t you?
Devil: You have got to be kidding me! This can’t be good for you. It hurts!
Angel: It’s called HUNGER and it’s not going to kill you.
Devil: It’s giving you a headache. Face it, you can hardly concentrate, your vision is blurry. You must eat!
Angel: Remember what your doctor told you when he said you needed to lose weight?
Devil: That quack? It’s because of him you gained weight in the first place.
Angel: It was life saving medication that if he didn’t put you on, your kidneys would have exploded.
Devil: Side effects are a perk of my job.