Our Lady of Weight Loss, Janice Taylor, tells us how to stop being so unattractive!

"Chances are you've heard about the Laws of Attraction. The basic
concept is that you attract into your life whatever you think about.
Positive thoughts and beliefs create a positive life; negative thoughts
and beliefs attract negativity.

One sure way to get those positive vibes swirling out there is to be attracted to yourself, in a healthy
and self-affirming way (not in a narcissistic, oh my goodness, I'm the
greatest ever, where's the mirror – I need to look at myself again –
kind of way). Truthfully, if you aren't attracted to you, if you don't
fully recognize your qualities and embrace yourself, how attractive
could you possibly be to the universe."

I could not have said it better myself

For all ten Laws of Un-Attraction click here.